Here Melissa i hope this makes you feel better. Love Ya Long time!
Jaguar Spirit Calls To You! Jaguar's Wisdom Includes: Seeing the roads within chaos Understanding the
patterns of chaos Moving without fear in the darkness Facilitating soul work Empowering oneself Moving in
unknown places Shapeshifter Psychic sight
You symbolize all that is good and right with the world. You
are kind, considerate and helpful to all people. You love your friends and they love you right back. Your loyalty to others
knows no bounds, and you have been known to shrug your own well-being to help others. Pure and innocent at heart, you are
the best of the best. Congratulations!
Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Lizzy Borden
Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious
killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's
head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and
gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times.
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her father forty whacks. And when she saw what she
had done, She gave her mother forty-one.
kill count: 2
The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Slit your Wrists
(Slice along forearm vein then lay in a bath, Pain killers help to relax
you)
Since you're such a "morbid" and "gothic"
person, it probably would be most ideal to slit your wrists. Just think of the expression of your loved ones faces when they
find you snow white in a deep red bath of your own blood. A suicide note carved into yourself would also be a cool addition,
but hey its your body ... oh and don't forget to give your soul to Satan, I'm pretty sure he has dibs anyway.
Congratulations, You will...
Take your own life
(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this)
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine
you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium
wall. You sure showed them
Congratulations your anti-drug is...
Huge Floppy Tits
Copy and paste into your journal or website.
Congratulations, you are:
A Floater
(aka Veggie log or The nice poop)
Floaters, the free birds of the shit family. Floaters
drift through life without a care in the world, taking everything with a grain of
salt, and smiling the whole way though. But friend of floaters are far and few in between. Because of
there lofty views and social behavior, floaters tend to seem like they just don't give a damn about anything,
the reason being, because they usually don't.
Congratulations, You Are...
FECES
FECES:
Hate,
Uncleanness,
Death.
Demon Wolf: The creature made famous by myth and legend, you embody the terrible ferocities of the wolf, and eat
sissypants shapeshifters for dinner.
You're cocaine! I've never had you...YET!
Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always want to try something new. Your inquisitive and
quite lovable. You have many friends and will succseed in life.
You are a Mortal Angel
Death. So, you're the one who pushed the red button of death, aren't you? You couldn't resist afterall, it's in
your blood. There's something to the screams of innocents that makes you smile, and carnage isn't all that bad as long as
you're on top of the bodies in the end... well done in doing what centuries of madman couldn't. You survived the end
by causing it, and being in control of it... congrats!
You are... CUTEcrazy. Get the hell out of my face
You are a Siren. More adventurous than all with a voice like no other you sit on warm rocks and sing to the moon and
sea. Yet sometimes shipwrecks find you and raving men want you. You are a bottle of talent and power. What the unknown is
you seek to find, and a lover. You have the moon and stars as freinds. There are a very few of you, what a rare find. Will
you rate my quiz, I think your voice in just beautiful?
The Elemental. Neither Human nor Animal, you are primal and instinctive. You are at home outdoors in the wilds, getting
moody when forced into places you don't like. But when you are truely free, your dance and song is breathtaking
